Hey guys and welcome to Reykjavik, I'm actually standing in Iceland right by the Harborfront
It's windy as hell, chilly as hell and it's September. Welcome to Iceland
So we're gonna try to get a perspective on what the dating culture is in Iceland in our very first single's guide to Iceland
So come and join us. Let's go and walk out of this cold cause I'm freezing to death
Iceland has a surprisingly small population of only about
330,000 residents so it's really interesting to find out that it's also one of the most sexually liberated countries in the world
It's so cool here because all the houses are all these different colors. It actually feels like I'm in a toy city
Uh, yeah, this is the most famous hot dog, right?
So we're apparently next to the best hot dog place in the city. So Icelanders are huge on their hot dogs
But I thought I'd go and get some hot dogs and talk to people. These guys look Italian
I'm trying to do this gracefully
This this is good, this is really good right? Crunchy. It's the favorite hot dog of Bill Clinton?
What about Hillary Clinton, does she like this hot dog too?
Some people come for the nature. I came for the penis museum, but seriously, what better way to learn about the sex culture
Let's start with the biggest one
That's right here
Sperm whale
African elephant. Always the Africans. If you guys want to personally know the Icelandic national handball team
It's right there. This does not look like a penis at all
Everyone's probably like it's okay. It's not the size that counts
Skotila the Hunt
It's a very good-looking man
You put on an underwear and then all of a sudden you're like
I want to uncork a bottle with my penis. If you could pick one of these to have
For your whole life. Which one would it be?
We're filming you so pick wisely
Cause the second part of this experiment is worse
The green one! The merman
Like in America, you know or in Canada we have kind of like the the game, you know, like the guy
Feels like we don't have time for that we just like know if you
Do you wanna? Ok. Yes. Sure. Good. Okay. Okay, like we both want to yes
I heard that like casual sex is a big thing, right? Yeah it is
Yeah, yeah like on average
Yeah, mostly they have sex and just to make sure that's okay. Maybe we should go on a date
You moved here how many years ago? One year ago this week. All right, so why?
I was just always fascinated with
Scandinavia and the Nordic countries and I felt like it was somewhere I wanted to be and it was just like
Can I say fantasy, I don't know
Yeah, it was always like a fantasy. And then saw pictures. It just took my breath away.
In most of the world, you wait until the third date or the forth date
Here? What if you say that to a guy. Like have you ever said to someone? Yeah, I'm I'm sorry
I'm not ready. Yeah, I said that on the first day because
Because it was a shock to me I was like: is this really, is this really happening?
Am I really in this situation? And yeah I was because it's normal here
Really common to just sleep together and then you're like, oh should we meet up or yeah, that's sort of the Icelandic way
That's how a lot of people I know have met
My sisters and stuff. So you meet someone at a party and then you go home with them and then you're like
Oh you were pretty cool
You were good, five stars. Really romantic.
Beautiful, you know warms my heart of this chilly day
How can you have sex with someone if you know?
that
You're gonna run into the next day or something like that. Yeah, it is kind of
Annoying. I have thought of all that a bit
So everyone, you know just does it and people get used to it I guess. We have no other choice.
You kind of know who the guy is, you know of him, you maybe know some of his friends
Most of the time he's not a complete stranger
If I actually want to date them as something serious
Then I would want to wait a bit, I guess. A little bit at least
What happens in Iceland if there is no dating life?
Alcohol!
Alcohol, yeah
How do you say cheers?
skál
Think of like you're saying "scowl" when you're not happy or frowning but say it happily
Back in the day people just
drank like sponges. They still do!
Okay, they still do, they still do. It's taking a shift. You used to have bus tours around like the downtown area called
Reykjavik wildlife tours
You just see drunk guys everywhere, screwing in the hillside, drunk everywhere, vomiting
Where can we see this
You can see this in the 90's or the 80's
So you take a shark, you chew it 5 to 10 times
Swallow it, say skál. What it means like cheers but means death to your enemies and you take a shot
Enjoy the taste
You have to feel the Viking soul in you
Because then you have to make a like angry Viking face because if you made a mistake in this steps
It's gonna cost you 10 years of bad sex
It smells like chlorine
skál!
This is my angry Viking face
You missed it. I was going like this. You saw my angry Viking face!
You get girls coming up to you, approaching you?
Yeah, something happens that they come up to you just complimenting you or just asking if you want to go to bed
So they would just come up and say "do you wanna have sex"?
Just straight, without even knowing you
And this happened to you?
And then they will not say even hello the day after on the street
I just walked up these girls. I didn't think I was gonna have any luck
But they are so cool and down-to-earth and they just said - yeah, we're gonna go follow them for 10 minutes and see what their nightlife is like
It's Saturday night, right? So this is like the busiest night of the week
Yeah, I would say so. ég heiti Stella and ég heiti Raka. ég heiti Marina
Okay, I feel like I sound wrong but ok. No, no.
What we do is we go there for a cocktail and then we go up the street to like Prikid
Or some place that you can dance where there is like a DJ
Step number one is you go home together drunk of a night out and step two is like I might now after I've gone home with him
Add him on Instagram or something. Yeah, maybe if I'm interested! Maybe! But if not, like, whatever
There are big cities where you see people and you won't see them again. But here, you'll always see the person again
So you don't have to go and get her number. So you're just like - meh, whatever, and you know you're gonna see them again next week in the same place
Makes people lazy, right? Oh yeah, for sure!
The only kind of dating life here is through Tinder I guess and people only use Tinder for quick f*cks
I mean at least you've talked before!
I know a little bit about you but not enough, but yeah, let's f*ck. No dating live in Iceland
I watch movies from Hollywood that are just like he met her in the coffeeshop and asked for a date!
If that would happen in Iceland
If someone asked for my phone number I would be like - what the f*ck creep, leave me alone! Go away
I went to Spain and there was this guy who was like "You look so pretty. We should meet!"
I was like "We should meet?" like
Later than tonight? Like we should not have sex tonight and talk later?
Oh we should meet la-- oh we should talk together. OK!
So we're off to see the Northern Lights
We got pretty luck because we heard that there was a sighting
Sighting? Can you say that - sighting? It's like a ghost sighting. We heard there was a ghost sighting
Enjoy our nature and it's a condom. This one is 10 bucks a pop
Which explains why Iceland?
tops
ranking
In Europe for 10 years in a row that's pretty impressive right there
So here are my thoughts on the casual sex culture of Iceland
I think Iceland is not for the weak-hearted, for those of you that get attached way too fast way too soon
It may really hurt to see that the person that you shared something
So intimate with is now hooking up with someone else the next day or possibly even someone
you know, after all Iceland is a very small island where everybody knows each other Some of the positives that I found are that
Here you can get away from the stigma of being called a slut. The women are free to do what they want
They are free to sleep with whoever they want. It is the most liberal country in the world
The other great thing is that you can really filter out someone who you're not sexually compatible with and the other thing is in North
America a lot of times we date each other for the purpose of maybe just sleeping with them
We just do tend to lead them on. Here, you know right away you get that part over with if someone sticks with you
It's because they genuinely like you
You
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